I stopped writing here for a while because the only thing that still interested me was making fun of people on Yahoo Answers. And then a friend showed me that others are already doing this full-time, such as on this tumblr: Yahoo Answers? How could I compete?
I decided to hang up my keyboard (because that's a thing that people do?) and follow the tumblr for a while. But I quickly got bored because the only thing they seem to find funny over there is the trolls writing about poop and "sperms." Too many legit morons are getting off scot-free, if you ask me. Like Lady Rebecca over here:
She doesn't seem to realize that half of the planet doesn't experience winter in December.